Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Presenting DirkDiggler1270

I have to say that sometimes the stories simply write themselves.  If I go back to Match in the future, I really have to ensure that I say something about the chest/guns/I'm a stud shots some of these guys post.  Not to mention the pictures from a decade ago.

This guy (Geez I hear cheesy 70s porn music ... I'M IMAGINING, I HAVE NO IDEA...other than having watched Boogie Nights) just creeps me out in so many different ways.  First, this is his only picture.  For the life of me, I can't determine why he's even a "match".

Sure that picture exudes male confidence.  I'm totally digging on the shaggy hair and the stache...oh hotness.  Slather him up with some oil and bring on the whipped cream.  You know someone in the background will yell "action". 

Come on ladies, admit it, you are as turned on by this as I am.  Please wait while I desperately resume contact with Thomas Green.  

Bow Chicka Wow Wow!!  Admit it, you said it to yourself.

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